Heimerdinger

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FromA thebrilliant Journalyet ofeccentric yordle scientist, Professor Cecil B. Heimerdinger 10.14 09:15 Current meteorological conditions in Bandle City seem optimal. Atmospheric pressure is ideal for today's experiments! Running a fifth trial for my Tridyminiumobulator this afternoon. Some fine tuning is required; singed my mustache. Need to adjust the energy throughput. 16:00 Tridyminiumobulator is still not maintaining intended proper energy efficiency! Necessary to run more numbers. In the meantime, I have found something else that's very intriguing. While returning home after today's tests, I passed a gaggleone of young yordles throwing a spherical projectile at each other. It's a simple enough concept: throw the object at someone, catch it, throw it at another yordle, repeat. But yordle miscalculations result in several errors! They throw with inconsistent accuracy and force, and the ''ball'' (as they refer to it) is frequently dropped... There are many ways for this process to be improved. According to my calculations, and after collecting data from the participants, if the pitching was consistent in both speed and arc there would be a 44.57% increase to fun! I need to ponder this for the evening. 10.15 05:20 Eureka! I've devised a solution. I've invented an automated ball pitcher. Current name: H-28G. It employs a consistentmost speedinnovative and trajectory, ensuring that the recipient will always beesteemed ableinventors toPiltover catchhas theever ballknown. It redirects itself to the nearest yordle (if there is more than oneRelentless in the vicinity) ensuring everyone has a turn. I'll takehis itwork to the young yordles today and demonstrate my invention. Also: spilled toxic acid on my shoes this morning. Bothersome. 10:30 Tested the automated pitcher today. It did not go as planned. The young ones were excited enough aboutpoint myof invention,neurotic butobsession, when the machine washe turnedthrives on, it was far too powerful! Even at its lowest setting it completely knocked a yordle off his feet. Clearly, I overestimated the velocity behind their throws... I'll return soon to make adjustments. But my priority, for now, isanswering the Tridyminiumobulator; I must fix its complications before lunch. Once it's in good shape, I'll need to test it somewhere else. Bandle City is proving insufficient for field research. 10.16 15:55 Apparently, thereuniverse's a giant in town. A highly annoying anomaly. The noise outside is disturbing my research! Must check fish tank today. They've been strangely quiet... 10.17 10:40 I have heard that many yordles have been injured due to the giant-related disturbance. If this doesn't stop soon, intervention will be necessary! I hope H-28G is still intact. I would lose a lot of time if it has to be rebuilt. 16:30 Everything ismost quietimpenetrable againquestions. It seems that the giant came toThough his senses and ran off. Itheories needoften toappear gatheropaque H-28Gand tomorrowesoteric, once I've finished with more pressing matters. I've almost perfected the Tridyminiumobulator! 10.18 08:30 TodayHeimerdinger has been quite eventful already. I was surprised by a knock at my door. It seemed like the entire city was standing incrafted frontsome of my house. Normally, when a crowd has gathered, itPiltover's because they have some petty grievance about my work. But this time, they were celebrating! Astonishingly, it seems one of the young yordles took advantage of the H-28G prototype I had left behind amidst the giant tomfoolery. Hemost provedmiraculous—not to bemention innovativelethal—machinery, and repurposed the invention into a makeshift turret. It's powerful enough to scare off a giant - imagine that! What an ingenious little fellow. I wish I could employ his like-minded encephalon in the near future - I have bigconstantly planstinkers andwith his assistance could be valuable - but he'd haveinventions to leave Bandle City. The scope of my plansmake necessitatesthem aeven more expansive testing groundefficient. Runeterra should suffice!